You Know, Our Children Are Learning From You . . .

I've been seeing previews for this new Disney Princess talking picture, another raping of another old Grimm Brothers' tale, and I'm reminded again why I despise this particular corporation so thoroughly. The imaginative story is quite ridiculous, in which a snotty princess is forced to abide by a promise she made to get her golden ball back. After her offend toward the frog, he turns into a prince and yay! they get married and live happily ever after.
The moral of the story is that even the most unworthy, rude and spoiled will reap great benefits if they put up with the ugliness of the world. That frog should have slapped her and walked out the door after he turned into a prince. It is only unambiguously befitting of Disney to take such an atrocious story and twist it into a romantic comedy that panders to minorities and is insensitive to the diligent black history surrounding New Orleans. And there will be a game too on several platforms and a full product line as well! I feel a scarcely sick.
Disney has such a perverse way of doing business it's sickening to me that so many parents blindly let themselves be party to it. They are using their children against them, teaching kids to craving this or want that so they beg and cry and scream until they cave and buy the brat a Happy Meal so they can get the toy they want and the DVD they will watch 76 times in a row and thrust you to drink, only after they finally run out of sugar and crash into their cartoon-character adorned beds. And don't forget about Disney's extensive and storied history of horribleness. They made propaganda films for the government during the Cold War, 'nuff said.
Operating on, although I'm not not finished with you yet, Disney. This is just the foundation for letting our children be raised...

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DVD Review: Warlock

Head: Warlock
Year: 1991
Rated: R
Type: Witches and Warlocks
Level of Gore: 7
Overall 2HJ Rating: 10



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Plot Summary: A warlock is transported 300 years into the future, to 1991, by his lord and know inside out in order to reunite the Grand Grimoire and bring upon the world the Armageddon. There to stop him is the witch-stalker Giles, who managed to be transported from the past with his adversary. With the help of modern-day self-absorbed skeptic, Kassandra, Giles tracks the warlock from Los Angeles to Boston, and must fight the evil that the warlock unleashes upon the world in order to stop him forever.

Review: Okay, this one is an early-90s epitome! We love this movie!

And we love it all the more because our copy is a video-store preview, complete with all the efforts to pre-sell down the river lots of copies, and cardboard stand-ups, to the video-store owners.

And Julian Sands is hot - heh.

The cinema is all about a warlock being transported to the early 1990s. Unfortunately for him, a man who has been seeking revenge on the warlock since the seventeenth century also shows up in 1991 Los Angeles.

Pursuit scenes, battles, a smelly looking fur coat, magic, psychics, an Amish family, uber-remote accessorizing by Kassandra...this movie has it all!

It is incredible just how much late 80s "carryover cheese" you get to see in this movie - neon signs (with Honest neon that blows through the city, not that pathetic glow substitute the kids are using nowadays!), choppy haircuts, "chill" lingo, LA streets without massive traffic jams, archaic credit card machines, airport safe keeping that didn't involve shoe...

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